You know Iโm impatient so why would you leave me waiting outside the station when it was
like minus 4 degrees and I get what youโre saying I just really donโt wanna hear it right now
can you shut up for like once in your life, listen to me I took your nice words of advice, about
how you think Iโm gonna die lucky if I turn 33, Ok so yeah I smoke like a chimney, Iโm not
skinny and I pull a Britney every other week, but cut me some slack who do you want me a
to be
Cause Iโm too messy and then Iโm too fucking clean
You told me get a job then you ask where the hell Iโve been
And Iโm too perfect till I open my big mouth
I want to be me, is that not allowed
And Iโm too clever and then Iโm too fucking dumb
You hate it when I cry unless itโs that time of the month
And Iโm too perfect till I show you that Iโm not
A thousand people I could be for you, and you hate the fucking lot
Itโs taking you ages still donโt get the hint Iโm not asking for pages, but one text or two
would be nice and please donโt pull those faces when Iโve been out working my ass off all
day itโs just one bottle of wine or two but hey! you canโt even talk, you smoke weed just to
help you sleep, then why you out getting stoned at 4 oโclock, and then you come home to
me and donโt say hello cause I got high again and forgot to fold my clothes
Cause Iโm too messy and then Iโm too fucking clean
You told me get a job then you ask where the hell Iโve been
And Iโm too perfect till I open my big mouth
I want to be me, is that not allowed
And Iโm too clever and then Iโm too fucking dumb
You hate it when I cry unless itโs that time of the month
And Iโm too perfect till I show you that Iโm not
A thousand people I could be for you, and you hate the fucking lot
And Iโm too messy and then Iโm too fucking clean
You told me get a job then you ask where the hell Iโve been
And Iโm too perfect till I open my big mouth
I want to be me, is that not allowed
And Iโm too clever and then Iโm too fucking dumb
You hate it when I cry unless itโs that time of the month
And Iโm too perfect till I show you that Iโm not
A thousand people I could be for you, and you hate the fucking lot
