AJR – Touchy Feely Fool LYRICS

Well I’m not too superstitious
But I knock on wood a lot
Praying I’ll wake up tomorrow
And get the guts to tell you off
But I know I’ll never get there
You could scream you wish me dead
But I’ll crawl back to you tomorrow
Why the hell can’t I get mad?
Someday won’t this be
Funny, well

I want it funny now
Man I wanna laugh so loud
Someday won’t this be
Long ago
I wanna feel that now
Sorry if I can’t see how
I’m screwed
But hey what can you do
I’m a Touchy Feely Fool
I would give anything

To not give a shit
About you
Life is pretty cruel
For a Touchy Feely Fool
I would give anything
To not give a shit
But I do
I would give anything
To not give a shit
Well I’m not too claustrophobic
But I lose my breath sometimes
Now I can’t even talk to ya
Now your lawyers talk to mine
Could you teach me to be ruthless

Could I be unfeeling too
Maybe someday when I’m older
I’ll be better off like you
I’m better off a stick
I’m better off a stone
I’m better off a jerk
I’m better off alone
I’m better not
Feeling stress or
Feeling bliss
I won’t feel much
At least I won’t
Be feeling this
I’m screwed

But hey what can you do
I’m a Touchy Feely Fool
I would give anything
To not give a shit
About you
Life is pretty cruel
For a Touchy Feely Fool
I would give anything
To not give a shit
But I do
I would give anything
To not give a shit but
Someday won’t this be
Funny, well

I want it funny now
Man I wanna laugh so loud
Someday won’t this be
Long ago
I wanna feel that now
Sorry if I can’t see how
Someday